*When you dating an educated and civilized woman who has class and ambition, you get texts such as these:* 1. Morning Dear, Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up get ready for work. Dont forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday. 2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, i hope you're enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you! 3.Yes dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you. 4.Dont put yourself under pressure my love, i know you will achieve your goal, you have my full support. *THEN THOSE WITH JUST A BIRTH CERTIFICATE* 1. Morning babe, send me some airtime, plz bae. 2. Hello sweet babez I am coming over for some pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one plz. Luv u xoxoxo much. 3. Hey handsome, buy me data plz. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and brazilian hair. You w...